Skylock Is The Bike Lock Of The Future, And It’s Awesome | Gizmodo Australia
“Skylock’s accelerometers will feel it if you have an accident, and its app will ask you if you’re ok.”
Skylock: R U OK?
Me: No.
Skylock: WTF do you want me to do about it? I’m just a fucking bike lock!
" If you don’t press anything, Skylock automatically cues up your pre-selected iTunes “crash mix,” and you’ll slowly bleed out and die to soothing musical accompaniment."
Bike Snob NYC
but then theres evidence of how hard you hit the armhole bike theif/driver who cut you off
Dr. Floyd?
Dr. Heywood Floyd: What is it Skylock?
There is a message for you.
Dr. Heywood Floyd: Who’s calling?
There is no identification.
Dr. Heywood Floyd: What’s the message?
Message as follows: “It is dangerous to remain here. You must leave within two days.”
Dr. Heywood Floyd: What?
Does it also tell you when someone is stealing your rear wheel?