tim
October 14, 2012, 5:32pm
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Mate has his Voodoo Wazoo stolen from outside the Leicester Hotel in Malvern on the weekend.
This is an old photo but 90% same components - has different saddle, pedals and both the fenders and bottle cages were removed.
Has a fair dent in the downtube with some paint missing (care of Blakey), a Prolly pie-head sticker on the seat tube and non-original BMC crabon forks. It is pretty distinctive.
tim
October 14, 2012, 6:19pm
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Page one of resoned decision - the bicycle was stolen from the 'leafy-green eastern ‘burbs’: Zoltan’s homeland.
AL9000
October 14, 2012, 6:22pm
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Page two - It’s steel, and thus real and has soul. The exact kind of soul that a Zoltan would creep on.
Oh man, the house of cards is tumbling now.
rolly
October 14, 2012, 6:25pm
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page 3 - described as ‘distinctive’, something Zoltan wants from a bike. none of this generic, mass produced GIANT rubbish…
tim
October 14, 2012, 8:39pm
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Page four - a little obvious but - it is a SWEET SSCX maaaan.
AL9000
October 14, 2012, 10:43pm
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Lance denied doping. Zoltan denied stealing bike.
I’ll let you join the dots.
tim
October 15, 2012, 3:20pm
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…but yeah, this bike is still at large!
Zoltan number one suspect but we are yet to find the smoking gun…
Phil Ligget will make a statement in support of Zoltan shortly.
Waiting for statement from Mike Rann regarding appearance fees paid to Zltn.
brendan
October 15, 2012, 3:40pm
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all of zltn’s former bandmates confess to also stealing bikes.
AL9000
October 15, 2012, 4:06pm
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I will no longer support Zoltan’s charity MathStrong, which aims to improve primary school children’s understanding of unsuual time signatures.