Best aspirational ebay sale background award:

Eat your heart out Rapha- dusk light, Italian farmland, bales of hay…

BIANCHI X LIGHT TITANIUM .SHIMANO DURA ACE .TOP | eBay

pfft, my fuckbike was better

He probably doesn’t have a graffiti covered, hipster urban laneway next to his Italian villa.

Italian bike - French meadow

Makes me all warm and fuzzy like I wanna drop $1200+

A+ OLMO 1979 campagnolo velo bike vintage columbus 55cm | eBay