Best eBay questions?

What’s the best/ most interesting question you’ve seen posted on an eBay add. Here’s one I just saw about an Avanti Pista, think this guy should go to K-mart.

Q: hi, does this bike have brakes and gears?? thanks 06-Jan-09
A: It is a fixed gear track bike you can change the rear cog to increase your decrease the gear, no brakes allowed on the track but if you want to use it on the road you can attach a brake.