I like that titanium’s last response wasn’t so narky.
As far as bike shops that I like and would go to for parts and stuff goes, my list is fucked cos my LBS is goldcross, and a bit further in the opposite direction is Casey Cycles where I would totally go if they had any stock of anything applicable to me, but considering the nice Dale owns the place I’d go there anyway for a set of grips or whatever while I’m near my gf’s work.
But where do I end up going?
Cycling deal.
It’s close to home, and the guy who runs the place smokes the same cigarettes I do. They don’t ever bargain though, which is something I find strange about the (huge generalization here) Chinese shopkeeps. They’re not like Indian guys, who always quote 50% more (or less, depending on circumstances).
Fuck this Indian character said $300 on the phone, when he came along he said he’d only give me $100, then I got him up to $200!?! Hilarious, I fucking love Indian guys.
Anyway, bike shops I ACTUALLY like, and wish I lived closer to.
Pony bikes. Probs the coolest place I’ve stepped into, if I lived anywhere in melbourne I would, no matter how meaningless, find my way there for parts. I don’t give 2 cat’s nipples if I have to wait for a part to come in from a distributor, fuck dude I saw a kid Jordan wait 3 months for spokes for his 24" street dirt jump bike while my mate who ran the joint struggled to find the length, and then eventually another mate of mine called his dad who worked at some big arse bicycle shop in dandenong for what he needed and he sent some out.
The shop tells the story that they didn’t know who sold that particular length, another guy I know told me they didn’t pay their bills so they couldn’t send through the perfect (and well priced) spokes.
And also
I like shifter bikes, I would go there if ever I had a bike I didn’t know how to set up. I dint think that’ll ever happen, cos if ever I haven’t known I just google that shit. But shifter seems to know what time it is, and appears to have all the right tools and Fyxo as a bestie pro-mo-ing where he can, sprucing up a reputation nobody else could even hope to create over night.
Other place I like is saint cloud, cos I’ve always been welcomed with a big smile or a hug from whomever’s working there. Soon I should be dropping a load of cash in there, should be sweet! Hahaha
See a pattern though? These are 3 places I’ve been and I have loved them. I have also got sweet vibes for human powered, or commuter cycles (I don’t remember, I’m surprised I even remember my
Gf’s name my memory is so bad), which I called into once when I won a voucher at dirty deeds and had to travel sooooo fuckin far to go and spend, but it was nice.
Anyway thats what I want in a bike shop.
Are you gonna give it to me? Or are you gonna do one of these pro shops where you have $100,000 stock and no character, and sponsorships of major races but no time to throw in a few stickers and a hat with your logo on it for the local courier/hipster race?
Best shit is a community, not a scene. People who walk in off the street and you have a convince with, so they come back looking for your smile and your decent price again.
You want to see some guy wearing a T-shirt with your logo!
Small shit that’s kept nice is the best!
That’s why you’ll see me riding a Kumo before you see me riding a cinelli.
Fuck I’d have a Kumo before I’d have a Brooklyn Machine Works Gangsta Track. Fuck I wanted one of those since I saw Kanye’s yellow one, or pharell’s raw one with the two aerospokes.
But I wanna keep shit small
Keep it local
Go for quality and love, not big ass competition high turnover huge stock stuff. Leave that to the very expensive companies that there’s already heaps of.
Good luck dude hey
Love the haters, haha