Bob and John - Skidding in the park

Bob and John were practising skids in the carpark.

Bob turns to John and says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’
John continues slowly skidding on his Fixie then thoughtfully says, ‘You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.’


Why did Bob go skidding across the road?
He didn’t, he got stuck in the tram tracks.


I’ve forgotten where this image is from. Call-centre work has destroyed my short-term memory. I just sit here and mash F5 :expressionless:

That’s fucking GREAT!!

The image is a Mike Giant drawing… the additional text… who knows?

the additional text is c/- moi. Powerpoint is your friend. Thanks for the drawing credit details. I just reckon this imaginary g/f wouldn’t approve, that’s all. Not even if she saw us take it over a few sweet jumps … </Dynamite>

Mike Giant does a lot of fixed-related stuff. Check his site.


I dig some of it.

The rip by the Japanese clothing store is insane!