Captain Planet Alleycat!

can I have a prize for turning up?

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I will give you a hi-5 and dead legs will give you a signed photo of himself.

What do I get for coming all the way from Sydney?

A kick in the junk.

Totally worth it.

You’ll also receive a signed photo of me.

fuck anyone who says Heart isn’t the best Captain Planet power. it fucking is, end of discussion

₪₪₪₪s

In retrospect Heart was actually a pretty cool power.

Conformist.

ftw

i’ll fucken hug the shit out of you.

news just in: brendan will hug everyone who turns up!!

ftfy.

Brendan has loads of heart.

you’re fucked, roland.

how long does a ban usually last?

not long enough.

Flyer added!

Flight booked, get ready to lose, losers.