Supposably. If I hear it, I throw punches.
you’re/your…? urgh
their, they’re, there…? facepalm
What about pacifically ,used in conversation instead of specifically, or genetic instead or generic?And don’t get me started on arksed instead of asked!
Had of had of had of.
I wish I had of learnt english at school. Because I ride a fixed gear bike and am better at grammar than you.
Or is it have?
Who cares? On that note i’m going to tighten my cog, sorry, sprocket.
@HLC- yeah…but i’d rather that and even my current roadie-fixie conversion than your VISP.
oh and I’M that ‘best mate’.
did you end up putting Cinelli decals on your VISP like you talked about…
and by the way, it may be a shit bike, but atm i’m dead broke so yes i AM stoked.
if anyone else wants to give me a free bike (thats any better) do so haha
and with that Trip to Japan mess, what a crock of shiz! hope that gets sorted out stat.
I’d like a free bike.
Or some Cinelli decals for my tall bike.
the JAMS, oooh, this is going to hurt… surely you would just say “Wish I had found…”
“had have”, “had’ve” and “had of” may be colloquialisms, but they are examples of incorrect grammar. I’m revoking your badge.
Now, back to the point: Chappelli, you suck.
my favourite is “the feeling’s neutral…”, which sounds kinda depressing, actually…
or when someone asks for “expresso”, which i think is really fast coffee.
Two that I have heard and absolutely love are “it’s a gibbon” and “first cat off the rank”. When asked how those sayings could actually ever apply in day-to-day use the person who said them just shrugged.
I swear to this day I saw signs in Napoli advertising ‘expresso’ coffee. I should have taken a picture. I wonder if they were pandering to the tourists?
oh man, these rule.
Those two are gnus to me.
Who do you guys talk to?! Some of these sound made up!
It’s not incorrect, but I am so sick of hearing “moving forward”. What the fuck does that actually mean? It’s empty corporate/public service crap.
I also can’t stand people saying “in agreeance”. It’s agreement, dicks.
Having said all of that I am not great with spelling and grammar.
Animal rights activists?
Yes. Love some animal puns in the morning, they make my day bearable.
Not an animal rights activist, just someone who never listens to what they say! On the plus side they have made all the people who have heard of their stupidity very happy.
On another note, another one of my friends starting saying “ig least” instead of “at least” because after they accidentally said it once, a mate and I would always say it to him until he kept on doing it (although he has stopped now). Breaking peoples brains is fun.
“Going forward”. Just say “from now on”. Fucktards.
incorrect use of nonplussed has pretty much changed the application and meaning of the word. it’s supposed to mean ‘suprised and confused’. but not it’s generally used for ‘unperturbed’ or 'unfazed. i blame bikesnob.
and in reference to blakey’s ripper, does anyone else remember the great space coaster?
Never use a short word where a long and intimidating one will do.
Also; granularity.
For a while there I told hipsters that I’d meet them for a beer at the ‘Grey Starling’.