Now that the PussyCat has come, seen and conquered MDMA would like to proudly present the second race in the Courier Cup…
SmellBum PooBaix - A Really Shitty Race!
Friday October 7, 7pm for an 8pm start from melbourne museum
supported by SKIN GROWS BACK, BOGEAR, PONY BIKES, HUMAN POWERED CYCLES, ST CLOUD, KNOG, CRUMPLER, PISTA BIKES
A breakneck dash between Melburn’s Public Toilets, a high speed blur of dunny rolls and glory holes. From the reeking trough of your local watering hole to the discarded syringes of your local beat. Snap on the rubber gloves and suck back a couple of very deep breaths because this is a race that’s going to take you places you probably shouldn’t go.
10 bucks to enter (unless you purchased our 20 crack CC value pack last week at Pussycat) - all proceeds go towards the Australian Cycle Messenger Championships, coming to melbourne easter 2012
Heaps of prizes from our infinitely generous yet slightly misguided sponsors including one for BEST COSTUME! fuck yeah, dress up like a poo, you know you want to
You will need a bag, you will need a lock, its a frickin courier race, work it out
bring a melways (this isnt as stupid as it sounds… actually stopping to check where you are going has saved me from a number of big traps that riders with me have fallen into).
iphones are great, but you will be cursing the speed of your connection… plus you have the hige messenger bag, what else is going to be in it?
its on tonight, get down to the museum at 7 for good times and, (if Alan’s description is anything to go by), quite possibly the grossest race in history
DFL’d sooo hard, wife had a blast in the rain and wind.
much love to all who organised/checkpointed/rode.
hot shower is good after riding in wet overalls.
