# Douche Alert

**URL:** <https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016>\
**Category:** Pub\
**Created:** [March 28, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016 "2009-03-28T07:55:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![horatio](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/horatio/32/42_2.png) [@horatio](https://fixed.org.au/u/horatio)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/1 "2009-03-28T07:55:41Z")

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Post any douche fixie related links and photos here:

I’ll make a start:

![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3449/3392509108_caf7bfc21e_o.jpg)

![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3455/3351940303_e1ca068de3_o.jpg)

![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/2954198556_1de93be738_o.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sime](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/sime/32/54_2.png) [@Sime](https://fixed.org.au/u/Sime)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/2 "2009-03-28T08:29:16Z")

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![](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3449/3392509108_caf7bfc21e_o.jpg)  
is it his lightweight front wheel you’re calling him out on?

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**Author:** ![p.m](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/p.m/32/120_2.png) [@p.m](https://fixed.org.au/u/p.m)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/3 "2009-03-28T08:35:54Z")

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nah i think it’s the fact that they would have a lot of $$$

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**Author:** ![snowflake](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/snowflake/32/3245_2.png) [@snowflake](https://fixed.org.au/u/snowflake)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/4 "2009-03-28T13:44:19Z")

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Get it while you can. This thread is not going to last long.

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**Author:** ![speedywell](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@speedywell](https://fixed.org.au/u/speedywell)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/5 "2009-03-28T16:15:50Z")

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I like this one from FGG

![](http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/mar/5/GK-1.jpg)

Mountain bike with track wheels, a bmx stem, a pointless top tube pad, pedals of doom and no brakes or foot retention? Wheeeeeeeeeee

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**Author:** ![spud](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/spud/32/12_2.png) [@spud](https://fixed.org.au/u/spud)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/douche-alert/39016/6 "2009-03-28T17:14:23Z")

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Worst thread ever. If you want to piss and moan go to the fixedgeargallery forum and do it there. Get over yourselves and ride bikes moar.