eBay revenge reqred

So an Item I purchased off eBay never arrived…

I’ve made contact with the seller and after various emails they are claiming that I have in fact received the package and that I’m trying to con my way to getting another one for free. It’s only 60 dollars so I’m can’t really be bothered trying to get my money back via paypal…

But…I do want to piss this €unt off.

Suggestions that are of the annoying variety would be great!!

You would spend more time thinking of ways to piss him off than it would take to make a claim via paypal.

Just do it via Paypal, it’s not hard. I’ve always had positive experiences with them whenever there’s been a problem.

Ask the seller for a copy of the postage receipt, or proof of postage as well.

$60 is $60 !

a paypal claim involves logging into your paypal account and pressing one button. sounds like the seller did not send with registered post, you will get your money back.

send them a box full of cobras and teach one of them to say “may this be a lesson to you”.

And then a box of mongooses (mongeese?) so you make sure his wife and many children don’t get hurt in the process.

mongeese sounds good in a french accent.

I just took a dump in your coffee sounds good in a french accent

i loled

Holy fuck it does too.

how would this look in the pool room?

<moddedwithprejudice> sorry for caps- just relaised ;-s

yep, i couldn’t even read that post due to the caps. wouldn’t it be good if there was a way you could change it all back to lower case like you do when making something bold/italic etc

There is it’s called a regular expression: :%s/.*/\L&/g

iiiiiiiiiiiii don’t get it

is that some computer lingo?

+1

Here you go, Rolly:

Easy. Lodge it with paypal. It is a req of paypal to send the item via reg. post. Also not many people know this but if the payment came through paypal off youre credit card you can ring the bank and unauthorize the payment saying you never did it and someone else must have logged in. Ive read that in most cases paypal never chase this up once the payment is pulled back as they dont have too much of a leg to stand on - no experience myself but read a thread on it about a month ago and a guy in america complained of soeone whod done that to him and he couldnt do anything about it according to paypal.

^thanks jams.

seems the caps wasn’t the problem…

Do it with Word mutha licka:P

Back to work dan. Please explain the nerd speak.