bahahahaha 2012? man that is ominous,
like have you ever seen anything with a used by date that goes past 2012??, no because its a mass conspiracy, the world is gonna end and all the big companies know it,
My dad is retired now, but used to be a scientist, mainly working on seals in Antarctica.
Anyway in the mid 1980’s he was working on Heard Island (sub Antarctic island half way between Australia and Africa) with a bunch of others. They had stayed on the island for a year I believe, and were due to get picked up by the then Australian Antartic icebreaker the ‘Nela Dan’.
Unfortunately, the Nela Dan ran aground on Macquarie Island on the way there, and was ultimately sunk.
This was a little problem for my dad’s party since it meant they had to stay on the island for another 6 months before a replacement ship could pick them up. By that stage their supplies were running short.
Luckily Heard Island was used by the Americans during the Second World War, and there were a number of huts still standing on the island. When the group investigated they found a supply of canned food (bully beef I think) from the 1940’s.
So that’s what they ate for the remainder of the months, along with the native cabbage that grew on the island…
so this eskimo takes his snowmobile into the mechanic cos it’s not running right. the mechanic has a bit of a look at it and says “Looks like you’ve blown a seal mate.”
To which the eskimo replies, “Nah, I was just eating some yoghurt.”
In other news archaeologists have found honey from the ancient egyptians that was still fresh, and edible… it’s the only food which never spoils, although i think even it has a use by date when you buy it from the shops