Global Gutz (Sat 20th June)

should i bring my time-trial helmet?

you know they say that aero helmets reduce drag more then disc wheels? cheaper too

A new lubed clean chain will save more watts than a set of Zipps

A bike that hasn’t hit a possum will ride faster than one that will.

A bike made of steel will ride faster than one made out of marshmellows.

A bike with a human on it will ride faster than one with a cat on it.

Unless it’s a lion.

sammy d

Are you saying aero helmets are going to be the next must-have hipster accessory?

I better get one, just in case.

I don’t know about that. :expressionless:

Lookout for kamikaze possums on Canning St.

i hope so. just so hipsters will be getting around looking like giant sperm.

Damn, should have picked up the one that was for sale for $150 at the bikeswap this morning… :smiley:

Alright so these cats would probably go faster than a human. BUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM AND THEIR THIGHS ARE HUGE.

Sooo, i’ve been wanting to go in an alley cat for a while but i seem to be away when they’re on or just miss out because i don’t check the internet.

Would this be a cool starter? Are new faces welcome?

Che’

Lloyd.

i reckon it would be an easy starter - not many checkpoints, not much traffic due to not being in the CBD, long distances. but i’ll leave this to corz and spud to answer further…

Sif you are not going to Earth Crisis Lloyd

Oh fuck is Earth Crisis this weekend???

Wallabies V Italy (rugby for the uninitiated) also on at whatever Telstra Dome is now called - will finish around 9.30pm ish and there will be a largish crowd dispersing in that area at that time.

SW

yeah man… should be weird/good to see DOC again

Oh and for those going make sure you remember Albert & Clarendon SOUTH Melbourne

NOT Albert & Clarendon EAST Melbourne there the park is…

Could be easy to mistake and miss the start!

Yes! Everyone come!