have you gone full beardo?

You know your a beardo when you burn power bars to fuel your stainless kettle

And proud.

Even my stratos has sweet dynamoz.

I enjoyed this but totally have a gateway beardo bike, and a beard.

Nice work, good lolz.

[LEFT]Beardos, it should be added, don’t necessarily have to have a beard. [/LEFT]

Fake it till you make it:

It is much more common now, for example, to see a hipster riding a steel bike with a big front rack, full mudguards

fameandspearfameandspearfameandspearFAMEANDSPEAR

hotbrad

I have basically made fun of, and possibily alienated, all my friends.

and made another spelling error

And how is your touring build coming along?

Full VO Stainelss Fenders. Check
Steel Frame. Check
Brooks Saddle. Check
Stainless Steel Bidon. Check
Front rack. Check

You’re a beardo when not only do you have a sturmey-archer 3 speed hub but you know how to rebuild it. Plus you can quote all the information on Sheldon Brown’s website (although this last point may make you a wizard)

i can be pretty funny hey.

You are a Beardo when the names, Alex Singer, Rene Herse and Jan Heine roll off your tongue regularly.

When you know your wheels as 650b, not 27.5…

Where’s uncle spirito in this??

Looking at himself in the mirror contemplating the road to take,
Actually is that old poem about the road less traveled about choosing beardo or not beardo.

In my defence, I do have a sweet fixie. Plus my bike doesn’t even have fenders on it at the moment. My feet keep getting so wet!!

Where’s uncle Blakey?

I resemble those comments. I am somewhat in denial and went 29er to try and convince myself that my bike is half a step away from being full beardo.

Rivendell, Velo Orange, Compass…oh my!