Slow it down using only the clutch.
Why the fuck would you ruin a nice ute like that?
Was about to send you a post explaining ‘irony’, but then I figured you’d say that that’s also ‘something a hipster would say’ and I don’t want to decend any further into this sarchasm spiral.
re-upholster the interior with check pattern cloth
remove the windows so you are left with just the “frames”
remove all brakes apart from the handbrake
Different coloured flouro mags front and rear. soyo longs for steering wheel… or toss the steerer for some risers? lock it to a pole with a kryptonite.
you know where to send my prize.
you’re’s sincerely,
The “i’ve never owned a car, i don’t even have a licence” JAMS
I love it when people argue about ‘being a hipster/not being a hipster’ on a forum dedicated to fixed gear bikes.
Dylan doesn’t trust us. Hence his blackening out of the number plate…man I thought we were cool.
only drive it through heavily wooded areas.
its all good i know where he lives haha
Just take the brakes off and drive through red lights.
working on something 
Late entry. Do this!
^^ hahah if only he still had the fuji
Winner. Get the man some beer Dylan
The FUCK one rules.
As for “hipsterism”… I’m embracing it so hard. So, so hard.
So far, mercury is winning.
Shit I thought people would have just put a vignette blur on the image or whatever, like how hipsters do with their bikes.
This is SO much better.
so we have a winner haha [/thread] 
shit all it took was 5 mins of mr_dylan stalking and 2.5 mins of photochop.
i will enjoy that beer though. unless someone can step it up a notch (not hard).