http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25654478-661,00.html
Cue hysterical comments from Scum readers…
what fucktards…
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Peter Mac writes: “Good thing I had my pushies brakes tuned. Cause at least one pedestrian a week with their iPod blaring steps in front of me without looking causing me to swerve or brake. Now there are higher penalties for hitting a zombie then I gotta be extra careful.”
Did you all read the The Age version? They quoted the frightening statistic that two. Yeah thats right… TWO!!! pedestrians have been killed by cyclists in the last… wait for it… DECADE.
Two in ten years. Well shit its really getting out of hand when you consider that cars have only killed like 2000 people of some other insignificant statistic.
Two people… shit… more people have died from erotic asphyxiation accidents.
to paraphrase an old quote
“2 peds get killed by bikes in ten years its a tradgedy, ~200 peds get killed by cars each year its a statistic”
LOL. What about increasing the penalties for crimes against fashion? I’m sick of seeing lycra clad middle-aged cyclists from the lesser suburbs invading quality coffee shops on the weekend.
Posted by: Fiona of Toorak 5:57pm June 18, 2009
Comment 271 of 295
AMAZING.