that’s me smashing it in a white hoodie through chinatown, and also providing Sime with a soy-sauce fish while Dimos was still complaining about losing his. that’s also Fyxo on a girl’s bike leading the golden greek through melbourne central - he may claim he won, but a few of us still remember him being DQ’ed for having an answer wrong.
this wasn’t my first alleycat, but i can’t remember what was i have all the cards though. i didn’t finish this race because it started raining and i crashed on bourke st mall unclipping and then went home
i ran into the club X on swanston, yelling “where are your business cards?”
the lady behind the counter said, “some guy in a black helmet came and stole them all!”
“oh, that narrows it down,” i replied.
there was another guy there who was also racing. he looked lost. “what the hell are you doing?” i asked. “there aren’t any business cards, and i have to prove i’ve been here. so i’m going to buy a porno. but i can’t decide which one.”
eventually i found some flyers and left him there, still trying to decide.