I love these things. Used to always read another one called grouphug.us, which is still around too I think. And I guess it’s like the one that was posted here recently, textsfromlastnight. Only this is more scandalous.
“I always check out men’s crotch for no apparent reason. My eyes would just fell directly into it and I just shrugged off the awkwardness.”
“this is the first time that I admit this to anyone. I take real pleasure in tormenting my two kids mentally. They are over 20 years old now and I take joy in giving them motherly angst, fear, stress and self doubts. I take joy in seeing them ball up with anxiety.”
“When I was in high school, I came up with elaborate plans to kill as many people as possible at the school. Drawings and maps and all. I’m confident I could’ve killed at least 50 kids, probably more. My dad kept lots of guns and ammo I could’ve taken, but I didn’t know they were there then. Oh well.”
“Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said “Okay Dad, time for bed”. Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with “That’s right bitch, I’m your daddy, I’ll show you in bed”. FML”
“Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I’d ever had. The trouble was, it wasn’t about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML”
I really am in Love with my roommate. We had sex last week and she told me we can never be together and should remain just as friends. I have 2-3 weeks to get her pregnant somehow. I have been saving up jizz and putting it everywhere that it may enter her. Toilet, dildo, underwear, etc.