# Omegle - Random chat.

**URL:** <https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918>\
**Category:** Pub\
**Created:** [June 1, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918 "2009-06-01T21:31:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![system](https://fixed.org.au/uploads/default/original/2X/a/aa2ad6da781f23ba9f77a46c6fd6d05b415d278a.png) [@system](https://fixed.org.au/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/21 "2009-06-02T02:48:49Z")

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> [@tristan](#):
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> Connecting to server…  
> You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
> Stranger: hi  
> Stranger: how’s going~~  
> You: hi i am craigc and i like pigs  
> Stranger: u from??  
> Stranger: cool  
> Stranger: your hobby is so special~~  
> You: the internets  
> You: do you like pigs as well?  
> Stranger: ya ~~a little bit~~  
> Stranger: so~~you from??  
> You: the internets  
> Stranger: i means your country~~  
> You: not sure  
> You: drunk  
> Stranger: hay~~pigS  
> Stranger: cool  
> You: are you drunk?  
> Stranger: do you like sex~~  
> You: sex?  
> Stranger: yap  
> You: not sure what you mean???  
> Stranger: your so stupit~

😃 😃 😃

At least your ‘love interest’ can run next to you while you’re riding  
 ![](http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ZBNp10G1bhI/SglARP1XTyI/AAAAAAAAAZg/vozOMg0zeNE/p5102144.jpg?imgmax=640)

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**Author:** ![el\_Brado](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/el_brado/32/99_2.png) [@el\_Brado](https://fixed.org.au/u/el_Brado)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/22 "2009-06-02T02:54:59Z")

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: hi  
Stranger: korean?  
You: no thanks  
Stranger: stupid fucking chinese kid  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh - and someone was after erik.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: hi  
Stranger: is erik?  
You: no but i know him  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Commuter](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/captain_commuter/32/16_2.png) [@Captain\_Commuter](https://fixed.org.au/u/Captain_Commuter)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/23 "2009-06-02T03:00:36Z")

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Just went & checked it out.

There’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get back.

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**Author:** ![system](https://fixed.org.au/uploads/default/original/2X/a/aa2ad6da781f23ba9f77a46c6fd6d05b415d278a.png) [@system](https://fixed.org.au/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/24 "2009-06-02T03:04:32Z")

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> [@Captain Commuter](#):
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> Just went & checked it out.
> 
> There’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get back.

I now haz your 10 minutes…Wanna buy it back?

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**Author:** ![Bender](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/bender/32/111_2.png) [@Bender](https://fixed.org.au/u/Bender)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/25 "2009-06-02T03:15:41Z")

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I just got some normal oz person. and had a normal conversation shit where are the weirdos :? ☹

so i thought i’d create some of my own.

Connecting to server…  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: do you like dogs  
You: i like dogs  
You: i had a dog once  
Stranger: HI  
You: then he died  
Stranger: SO BAD  
You: we burried him in the back yard  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![horatio](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/horatio/32/42_2.png) [@horatio](https://fixed.org.au/u/horatio)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/26 "2009-06-02T03:39:24Z")

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> [@spud](#):
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> It was better months ago before every school kid was on it.

Er, isn’t the interweb mostly used by school kids? 😛

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**Author:** ![p.m](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/p.m/32/120_2.png) [@p.m](https://fixed.org.au/u/p.m)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/27 "2009-06-02T03:58:54Z")

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aren’t you guys all school kids? :oops:

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**Author:** ![kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c89c15/32.png) [@kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/u/kenoath)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/28 "2009-06-02T04:00:56Z")

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holy crap i love this chat thing i just had a huge convo with some 18 yo chick from sweden :-o :-o and shes real coz i asked for her facebook and it was not some dirty old man

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**Author:** ![horatio](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/horatio/32/42_2.png) [@horatio](https://fixed.org.au/u/horatio)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/29 "2009-06-02T04:06:02Z")

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> [@kenoath](#):
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> i asked for her facebook and it was not some dirty old man

Were there nakid fotos- please share 🕶 🕶

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**Author:** ![icecream](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/85e7bf/32.png) [@icecream](https://fixed.org.au/u/icecream)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/30 "2009-06-02T04:16:46Z")

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this thread has me in hysterics. funny shit.  
my meagre contribution:

Stranger: hi  
Stranger: asl  
You: hi  
You: guess  
Stranger: well  
Stranger: i dont know what to say  
You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Bender](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/bender/32/111_2.png) [@Bender](https://fixed.org.au/u/Bender)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/31 "2009-06-02T04:20:40Z")

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thought i’d try the dogs again

Connecting to server…  
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: dogs  
You: do you like dogs?  
Stranger: ?  
Stranger: you  
You: i had a dog once  
You: he died  
You: burried him in the back yard  
Stranger: what’s your name/?  
You: poor little buttercup  
You: borris  
You: yours  
Stranger: 부르스?  
Stranger: gi ung nam  
Stranger: korea  
You: you eat dogs??  
Stranger: nono  
You: why not??  
Stranger: you eat?  
You: sometimes  
You: pretty tasty  
Stranger: ㅁㅊ  
You: ??  
Stranger: 너 돌았냐  
You: ???  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Stovepipe](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/stovepipe/32/188_2.png) [@Stovepipe](https://fixed.org.au/u/Stovepipe)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/32 "2009-06-02T04:27:58Z")

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: k-pop?  
Stranger: no  
You: ohhhh more of a j-pop fan  
You: ?  
Stranger: no, more of an american music fan  
You: what like canto-pop?  
Stranger: no  
You: ohhhhhh i know  
You: like garth brooks  
You: yeh hes great  
You: dixie chix numba 1!!!  
Stranger: you are not american  
You: ew  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: yo  
Stranger: hi  
You: got any drugs?  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![gypsy](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/gypsy/32/87_2.png) [@gypsy](https://fixed.org.au/u/gypsy)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/33 "2009-06-02T05:43:38Z")

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Connecting to server…  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: ello  
Stranger: how are you?  
Stranger: hi  
You: do you like fish sticks  
Stranger: no  
Stranger: i dont really like fish  
You: do you like to put them in your mouth  
Stranger: only salamon  
You: are you a gay fish?  
Stranger: im a sword fish

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![icecream](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/85e7bf/32.png) [@icecream](https://fixed.org.au/u/icecream)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/34 "2009-06-02T06:15:04Z")

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Connecting to server…  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
Stranger: hey finnish  
You: it said, “say hi!”  
Stranger: hi  
You: thats better  
You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![heatseeker](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/heatseeker/32/53_2.png) [@heatseeker](https://fixed.org.au/u/heatseeker)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/35 "2009-06-02T06:21:40Z")

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I found this. Apparently she’s real. :roll:

[http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Piwita&image\_id=60690719](http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Piwita&image_id=60690719)

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**Author:** ![mark](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/mark/32/24_2.png) [@mark](https://fixed.org.au/u/mark)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/36 "2009-06-02T06:34:20Z")

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Connecting to server…  
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
Stranger: Say hi!  
You: Correct. Punk arse?  
Stranger: the what now?  
You: Say Hi is correct. Is your arse punk?  
Stranger: no  
Stranger: I have to go now!  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and then things got weirder…

Connecting to server…  
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
Stranger: shh  
You: do you like pie?  
Stranger: fock aoe3  
Stranger: you are from aoe3  
You: your a hole?  
Stranger: fock you from ka  
You: yup, I’m from ka-ma  
Stranger: you from jopajopajpa]  
You: Correct. The home of pea pie.  
You: You know, a pie, floating in peas…  
You: mushy, green, pea soup peas  
Stranger: lol  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Commuter](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/captain_commuter/32/16_2.png) [@Captain\_Commuter](https://fixed.org.au/u/Captain_Commuter)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/37 "2009-06-02T07:26:31Z")

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> [@CraigC](#):
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> I now haz your 10 minutes

don’t go pissing it away on omegle

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**Author:** ![kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c89c15/32.png) [@kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/u/kenoath)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/38 "2009-06-02T13:53:12Z")

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Connecting to server…  
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
Stranger: no, that’s not right  
Stranger: it doesn’t go there  
You: where else is it suppsoed to go  
Stranger: FFS you’re doing it wrong  
You: there is 2 holes im confused  
You: the top one ot the bottom one (pun intended)  
Stranger: not on a first date  
You: im old gregg  
Stranger: it’s impolite  
You: but i bought you dinner i deserve it  
Stranger: OK, but at spit on it at first, it’s a bit dry otherwise  
You: nar its ok i have some KY  
Stranger: and none of that ‘who’s your daddy’ nonsense, it puts me off  
You: ok but will you still scream my name  
Stranger: only when you tell me when  
You: ok if i slap you in the face do it then  
Stranger: fuk yeah  
Stranger: obviously I won’t be looking at you at the time  
You: umm dunno well play it out and see how it goes  
Stranger: your cumface is distrubing  
Stranger: \*disturbing  
You: fuck  
Stranger: do you always do that, doesn’t look healthy  
Stranger: I’m thinking maybe you were stroking out on me  
You: i just wanted to show you that i like the way you move and it effects me deeply  
You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![kjparker](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c4cdca/32.png) [@kjparker](https://fixed.org.au/u/kjparker)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/39 "2009-06-02T16:00:12Z")

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wow, after reading some of these chats, I feel soo much better about myself! 😃

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**Author:** ![kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/c89c15/32.png) [@kenoath](https://fixed.org.au/u/kenoath)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/omegle-random-chat/39918/40 "2009-06-03T01:17:51Z")

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> [@kjparker](#):
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> I feel soo much better about myself! 😃

Are you sure you should your bike is bike snob NYC material :-o

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