At least your ‘love interest’ can run next to you while you’re riding
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: korean?
You: no thanks
Stranger: stupid fucking chinese kid
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Oh - and someone was after erik.
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You: hi
Stranger: is erik?
You: no but i know him
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Just went & checked it out.
There’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get back.
I now haz your 10 minutes…Wanna buy it back?
I just got some normal oz person. and had a normal conversation shit where are the weirdos :? 
so i thought i’d create some of my own.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like dogs
You: i like dogs
You: i had a dog once
Stranger: HI
You: then he died
Stranger: SO BAD
You: we burried him in the back yard
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Er, isn’t the interweb mostly used by school kids? 
aren’t you guys all school kids? :oops:
holy crap i love this chat thing i just had a huge convo with some 18 yo chick from sweden :-o :-o and shes real coz i asked for her facebook and it was not some dirty old man
Were there nakid fotos- please share 
this thread has me in hysterics. funny shit.
my meagre contribution:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: guess
Stranger: well
Stranger: i dont know what to say
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thought i’d try the dogs again
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dogs
You: do you like dogs?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you
You: i had a dog once
You: he died
You: burried him in the back yard
Stranger: what’s your name/?
You: poor little buttercup
You: borris
You: yours
Stranger: 부르스?
Stranger: gi ung nam
Stranger: korea
You: you eat dogs??
Stranger: nono
You: why not??
Stranger: you eat?
You: sometimes
You: pretty tasty
Stranger: ㅁㅊ
You: ??
Stranger: 너 돌았냐
You: ???
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You: k-pop?
Stranger: no
You: ohhhh more of a j-pop fan
You: ?
Stranger: no, more of an american music fan
You: what like canto-pop?
Stranger: no
You: ohhhhhh i know
You: like garth brooks
You: yeh hes great
You: dixie chix numba 1!!!
Stranger: you are not american
You: ew
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: got any drugs?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: hi
You: do you like fish sticks
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont really like fish
You: do you like to put them in your mouth
Stranger: only salamon
You: are you a gay fish?
Stranger: im a sword fish
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Stranger: hey finnish
You: it said, “say hi!”
Stranger: hi
You: thats better
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I found this. Apparently she’s real. :roll:
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Piwita&image_id=60690719
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say hi!
You: Correct. Punk arse?
Stranger: the what now?
You: Say Hi is correct. Is your arse punk?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I have to go now!
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and then things got weirder…
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shh
You: do you like pie?
Stranger: fock aoe3
Stranger: you are from aoe3
You: your a hole?
Stranger: fock you from ka
You: yup, I’m from ka-ma
Stranger: you from jopajopajpa]
You: Correct. The home of pea pie.
You: You know, a pie, floating in peas…
You: mushy, green, pea soup peas
Stranger: lol
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don’t go pissing it away on omegle
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no, that’s not right
Stranger: it doesn’t go there
You: where else is it suppsoed to go
Stranger: FFS you’re doing it wrong
You: there is 2 holes im confused
You: the top one ot the bottom one (pun intended)
Stranger: not on a first date
You: im old gregg
Stranger: it’s impolite
You: but i bought you dinner i deserve it
Stranger: OK, but at spit on it at first, it’s a bit dry otherwise
You: nar its ok i have some KY
Stranger: and none of that ‘who’s your daddy’ nonsense, it puts me off
You: ok but will you still scream my name
Stranger: only when you tell me when
You: ok if i slap you in the face do it then
Stranger: fuk yeah
Stranger: obviously I won’t be looking at you at the time
You: umm dunno well play it out and see how it goes
Stranger: your cumface is distrubing
Stranger: *disturbing
You: fuck
Stranger: do you always do that, doesn’t look healthy
Stranger: I’m thinking maybe you were stroking out on me
You: i just wanted to show you that i like the way you move and it effects me deeply
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wow, after reading some of these chats, I feel soo much better about myself!
Are you sure you should your bike is bike snob NYC material :-o