Polly got his touring bike stolen...

As You May Have Heard - PROLLY IS NOT PROBABLY

Seems to be a universal problem, even in quiet leafy US streets.

Fuckers … bike thieves need to get beaten/hung/burnt imo

Poor bastard! Always lousy to hear this.

Shoulda used his ltd edn krypto mini he was instagrammong the other day…

Don’t steal bikes bro

Nice ha ha need to make a troll face x Polly