Polo? Meh. I think it's time to start...

…bicycle dressage. something like this.

//youtu.be/MPJGEzI3aIc

only with a bicycle

more info on this topic here

Tricks aren’t boring enough… and I meant with the outfits, the hats, the hacking jackets, the hair and the meticulous grooming of the steed…

too many rules

polo still has its fair share of prancing ponies too

That sounds like tricks to me…

Zing!