post a picture of you/your bike and i'll write a vice magazine style...

Dolphin Abuse

i like this. the stickers and the ‘crush kill destroy’ on the chainring remind me when i’d write shit on my backpack in school, 'cause i did whatever the fuck i wanted, man.

JLN, are those rims on the Samson - Velocity Aeros?

nah, Rigida’s.

Edit, more recent image:

confest?

FUCK. here goes. vice style photo for a vice style comment. AYHSMB

i’m guessing the image hosting wont work on my phone… i’ll get to them when i can.

horatio

this bike is posing hard, like it’s on it’s way to the summit of mt everest, when actually it’s going to blakey’s house for a cup of international roast.

the jams

you’re like a commercial for fried chicken and watermeolons from the 1940s and i reckon you’ve got balls the size of watermelons for pulling this off.

bender

these bikes are like dez and keith era black flag. don’t let rollins come along and turn them into tiny, angry kiddies bikes.

I dont get it. so probably not.

please hurt me

gink_04

when you get to heaven and realise that god is actually bill cosby he’s gonna pull you aside and say “child, you make me proud”.

do your worst :smiley:

admittedly the b43s aren’t on anymore and the brake came back on after a little while off…

be gentle…

MEGA LOLZ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

coppi 'dat :slight_smile:

Saved the best till last I see…

Does that banner actually say cullerway?