This was covered briefly in missed connections. Only thing different is the pic.
“The hubs can be coloured, they can be blinged with special narrow handlebars. They’re groomed like precious poodles.” said Mr Brennan
PRECIOUS POODLES??!?! wtf?
who is this Mr Brennan?
clearly an arsehole. in my books, anyone who uses the word bling, particularly as a verb, is an arsehole and a cunt to boot.