so whos dick do i have to suck to get a meredith ticket

they just aint what they used to be aye fellas?

I remember Brendan telling me about him stage diving at some festival back in the early 90s, back when Spiderbait were a thrash band.

His words, not mine.

you’re just jealous that you missed the early 90s. they were pretty good.

Hey, i was there. I just wasn’t in any state to stage dive to Spiderbait.

They sound pretty good.

maybe your mum stage-dived while you were in utero?

I wanted to make a Nirvana joke so bad.

Bleach is better.

Yeah, but Albini didn’t record that…

i crowd surfed plenty of times in the 90’s… my mum took me to the big day out when i was 11