Some people should be shot.

Asshole:
COLNAGO MASTER VINTAGE FIXIE BABY BLUE PEARL VERY RARE - eBay Road Bikes, Bikes, Cycling, Sport. (end time 19-Aug-10 23:10:46 AEST)

Bargain!

ITM wheels?
Colnago cranks?

But… It’s listed as ‘New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item.’

Someone buy_it_now!