So I pull Loz’s bike out of the Yarra and have mine stolen. Nice.
Location: West Melbs outside my house. Locked up. Cunce. Time: Sometime time Saturday night while I was asleep in my bed. THE CUNCE Description / Details:
Fuji Track single speedified with stupid bars
FELT carbon front fork
Cheap front rack
Velomax front wheel
Bunjee cords on rack
Covered in stickers (Suicidal Tendencies prominent on seat tube)
Sweet NEW mudguards
Reward: Cash/Beer/Wristies. Extra passion on handjob if I can have “words” with the cunce first.
Looks a lot like this. Pretty fkn recognisable and pretty shit to be bothered repainting etc. If you see it, lock that shit up and contact me.
The fkn kvnt that did it probably looks a lot like this: