Suicide is the new hipster

There’s coins cemented into the footpath on Rundle Street in Adelaide.

I have no idea why.

i think its some feng shui thing

change left over from the giant balls

ted shred lol

:roll:

+5 to erle - he has even re-taped the bars.

i’m going with the thief-trap theory. only possible explanation. and a good one.

loosen quill stem for maximum damage.

has someone checked that spot out for home-made cctv cameras? or better yet, cheesy reality-tv hosts hiding around the corner suppressing giggles?

The same little turds sprawl their bikes all over the footpath at the Hindley St maccas. Shits me.

Don’t worry, they’ll all get fully sick commodores in a few years and be crusing Hindley St, or trying to run us off the road for being “faggots”.

hey, look what i found, kid reckons he rides it everywhere, and stopping without brakes makes his feet stronger. thank god for darwin…

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_ten-minute-suicide-guide.html
funniest suicide page ever.
I think it might be a fake though :frowning:
I really hope the poo poem is real.

um…

Charles Darwin - Natural Selection

LOL, good pick up.

Whoops I get it now.

yeah it only took A WEEK

Haha true, I saw the youtube, he’s a nut!