Summer's here... Need a "Nice cycling suit for sale..cheap"? Check out this bad boy!

“hi I have for sale nice cycling suit…only $ 30…”

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I imagine this would keep you totes cool during a mid-summer HCC criterium…

hahahahaha

“Nice”. Probably the most subjective word in the English language

i would’ve thought the use of the word “nice” would be the least of your worries if you bought this thinking it was a “cycling suit”…

Man, would this shit keep the sweat in? And then sorta become a ‘dry suit’?

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Dutch rudder?