And then they’ll send the Sheriff around. Every morning and evening until he finds you. Take it from someone who ignored fines for years, it comes back to bite you in the ass.
I purchased roughly 5 Fuji apples last night. Prior to that, I had purchased Red Delicious, but I found that the flesh in a Red Delicious apple was too soft and floury. The Fuji apple has a better, crisper flesh, but my favourite apple is the Pink Lady variety.
Pink lady is good for it’s reliable crunch but you can’t go past a red delicious when they’re straight off the tree and crunchy, none of this stored shite.
I realise you’re a young schoolboy so I’ll be gentle with you.
Don’t try to inflate your post count. It’s irrelevant here and only makes you look foolish. At worst, Spud will ban you because he doesn’t like you already and he’s looking for a reason now.
You have no leg to stand on. Pay the fine and learn your lesson. While you’re at it, make it your responsibility to learn the law that relates to cycling on public roads.
Wear a helmet. It may not save your life, but it will save you money.
Is anyone here fond of dried apple? Please, don’t confuse dried apple with dried apple chips, I mean the sun-dried apple pieces that are still soft and somewhat moist. I find them unusual, but surprisingly moreish.