What the ridiculous fuck is this?

General eBay finds

erle January 1, 2012, 11:03pm 1

ALLEN SPEED BIKE | Trade Me

larfinboy January 1, 2012, 11:08pm 2

Pro polo bike - just add chain tensioner.

dead_legs January 1, 2012, 11:10pm 3

I don’t know what’s weirder, the description or the bike.

brendan January 1, 2012, 11:24pm 4

i thought everyone loved triple triangle bikes?

BrakeFree January 1, 2012, 11:34pm 5

You mean quadruple triangle?

heavymetal January 2, 2012, 12:54am 6

Would ride shit out of that.