What Your Bike Says About You

Found this mildly amusing.

What Your Bike Says About You | Complex

SS Mountain Bike. WTF??

Seems pretty spot on for most of them

I lol’d at the gravel bike comment, partly because I want one of those.

Some are better than others, but maybe my favourite is the vintage fixed gear no brakes. And department store fixie is nice, too.
If I had to guess, I’d say that the person writing it rides a cyclocross bike, or has friends who do.

Vintage High-End Road Bike
“I can spell ‘Merckx’ without looking it up.”

well, duh. sea ay enn enn eye bee ay elle

Beach Cruiser, so good.