Found this mildly amusing.
SS Mountain Bike. WTF??
Seems pretty spot on for most of them
I lol’d at the gravel bike comment, partly because I want one of those.
Some are better than others, but maybe my favourite is the vintage fixed gear no brakes. And department store fixie is nice, too.
If I had to guess, I’d say that the person writing it rides a cyclocross bike, or has friends who do.
Vintage High-End Road Bike
“I can spell ‘Merckx’ without looking it up.”
well, duh. sea ay enn enn eye bee ay elle
Beach Cruiser, so good.