# Why do...?

**URL:** <https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602>\
**Category:** Pub\
**Created:** [February 27, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602 "2012-02-27T13:40:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/jln_not_zltn/32/74_2.png) [@JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/u/JLN_not_ZLTN)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/61 "2012-02-29T14:27:16Z")

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As long as there is maybe some Labrador puppies involved I’m happy.

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**Author:** ![spirito](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/spirito/32/260_2.png) [@spirito](https://fixed.org.au/u/spirito)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/62 "2012-02-29T14:29:04Z")

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> [@EzyLee](#):
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> Canberra commute = awesome. Everyone should move here so you don’t have to complain. Then we can hang out and be best friends… yes?

Fark, I get so jealous seeing all the awesome bike lanes in 'berra. I keep thinking I’m gonna get slashed and chopped up by some berko civil servant becuase it seams so surreal to have all these special roads and passes that out you on a class above cars.

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**Author:** ![larfinboy](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/larfinboy/32/566_2.png) [@larfinboy](https://fixed.org.au/u/larfinboy)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/63 "2012-02-29T14:43:03Z")

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![](http://www.kenyalabradors.com/chocolate_lab_puppies/images/chocolate_lab_pup.jpg)

Spirito speaks the truth - must be a Radelaide Eastern suburbs thing. More hi-vis my side of town.  
My future commute I doubt I’ll see too many other cyclists. Most are afeared of the Port River Expressway.

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**Author:** ![rearviewmirror](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/rearviewmirror/32/250_2.png) [@rearviewmirror](https://fixed.org.au/u/rearviewmirror)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/64 "2012-02-29T15:07:59Z")

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> [@alexb618](#):
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> [BNA - Australian Cycling Forums • View topic - Commuter Cup Racing](http://bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=32291)

There is some real gems in there, these have got to be the dumbest folks on bikes. Numpties chasing down other riders who couldn’t give a f\*ck.

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**Author:** ![alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/alexb618/32/23_2.png) [@alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/u/alexb618)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/65 "2012-02-29T15:18:12Z")

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there is some fantastic stuff in that thread… i wonder if i have ever been targetted by one of these people? wouldnt be too hard to pass me.

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**Author:** ![Aeons](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/aeons/32/154_2.png) [@Aeons](https://fixed.org.au/u/Aeons)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/66 "2012-02-29T15:18:54Z")

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> [@EzyLee](#):
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> Canberra commute = awesome. Everyone should move here so you don’t have to complain. Then we can hang out and be best friends… yes?

Now I wish I wouldn’t be living in on campus accommodation if I go next year.

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**Author:** ![erle](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@erle](https://fixed.org.au/u/erle)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/67 "2012-02-29T15:31:30Z")

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> [@JLN\_not\_ZLTN](#):
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> My wife seems to get shoaled by middle aged men all the time. Apparently girls can’t ride bikes.

This happens to Emily all the time. It seems like its one dude in particular, every day she passes him and gives him a serve.

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**Author:** ![heavymetal](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/heavymetal/32/69_2.png) [@heavymetal](https://fixed.org.au/u/heavymetal)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/68 "2012-02-29T15:36:20Z")

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> [@spirito](#):
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> Radelaidian’s complaining about their shitty commute’s = Hilarial™®
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> Spend a week commuting in Sydney and you’ll think your Adelaide commute is bliss wonderful like some tampon commercial. I don’t wanna sound dismissive but you don’t know how good you have it.

Yep, this is pretty much what I reckon too. Hearing southerners complain about antics in the bike lanes is totes lol: I mean, BIKE LANES. Anywhere outside central Sydney if there’s a bike lane all the cyclists stop and give each other wristies, cos we’re so happy to have an actual fucking bike lane. Seriously, the friendliest cyclists in Australia are on that one tiny stretch of bike path in Parramatta, cos they’ve just been battling with sociopathic tradies and mental p-platers for the last 20kms.

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**Author:** ![JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/jln_not_zltn/32/74_2.png) [@JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/u/JLN_not_ZLTN)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/69 "2012-02-29T15:45:16Z")

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To the one guy that sucked my wheel last night, obviously you are an idiot… it had been raining pretty much all day and I can’t even imagine the amount of water / road grime / etc that would have been flicking up into your face.

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**Author:** ![alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/alexb618/32/23_2.png) [@alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/u/alexb618)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/70 "2012-02-29T16:58:41Z")

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just saw a 3 page thread about shoaling

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**Author:** ![HLC](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/hlc/32/551_2.png) [@HLC](https://fixed.org.au/u/HLC)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/71 "2012-02-29T17:17:08Z")

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Oh this thread is the funniest shit I have read in such a long time!

I’ve been sitting here biting my hand / sniggering at my desk for like the last 10 minutes going through everything trying not to burst into outright laughter!

I am actually jealous of your commutes/commuter antics. The only taste I get is a small window on weekday arvo’s when I go out for a training ride, or all the fred’s on early sat/sun mornings trying to ride/exercise as well.

Can’t wait to get home and read the BNA threads ha going to be hilarious!!! Best thread/reading on here in ages!!!

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**Author:** ![erle](https://fixed.org.au/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@erle](https://fixed.org.au/u/erle)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/72 "2012-02-29T17:17:08Z")

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> [@alexb618](#):
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> just saw a 3 page thread about shoaling

And you’re participating in a (currently) 7 page thread about shoaling.

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**Author:** ![alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/alexb618/32/23_2.png) [@alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/u/alexb618)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/73 "2012-02-29T17:24:40Z")

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this one is funny though because its young blokes with beards, as opposed to the other one which is old blokes with beards

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**Author:** ![nexus](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/nexus/32/13_2.png) [@nexus](https://fixed.org.au/u/nexus)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/74 "2012-02-29T18:02:15Z")

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so true!

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**Author:** ![JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/jln_not_zltn/32/74_2.png) [@JLN\_not\_ZLTN](https://fixed.org.au/u/JLN_not_ZLTN)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/75 "2012-02-29T18:19:57Z")

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> [@alexb618](#):
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> just saw a 3 page thread about shoaling

Link?

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**Author:** ![alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/alexb618/32/23_2.png) [@alexb618](https://fixed.org.au/u/alexb618)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/76 "2012-02-29T18:27:51Z")

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[BNA - Australian Cycling Forums • View topic - queue jumpers](http://www.bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=37407)

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**Author:** ![nexus](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/nexus/32/13_2.png) [@nexus](https://fixed.org.au/u/nexus)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/77 "2012-02-29T18:50:37Z")

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Seriously, those guys are the biggest load of fucking idiots around! And what’s with those never completed ride goals they have on their sigs?!

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**Author:** ![HeavyMetalCyclist](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/heavymetalcyclist/32/209_2.png) [@HeavyMetalCyclist](https://fixed.org.au/u/HeavyMetalCyclist)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/78 "2012-02-29T18:55:58Z")

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inter forum rivalry is the best. We call them high vis idiots, they call us hipster goose faggots.

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**Author:** ![horatio](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/horatio/32/42_2.png) [@horatio](https://fixed.org.au/u/horatio)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/79 "2012-02-29T19:05:53Z")

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> [@alexb618](#):
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> [BNA - Australian Cycling Forums • View topic - queue jumpers](http://www.bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=37407)

Most useless thread of all time.

OP starts with ‘I find fast riders annoying because they pass me…’?? Says big daddy flat bar panier super commuter

I shudder to imagine what they would think of this forum…

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**Author:** ![P\_N20](https://fixed.org.au/user_avatar/fixed.org.au/p_n20/32/177_2.png) [@P\_N20](https://fixed.org.au/u/P_N20)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://fixed.org.au/t/why-do/55602/80 "2012-02-29T19:07:23Z")

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> [@HeavyMetalCyclist](#):
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> inter forum rivalry is the best. We call them high vis idiots, they call us hipster goose faggots.

You know some of our esteemed colleagues swing both ways?

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