wiggins gets hit by a car.

apparently sideburns = strength:

Van crash lands cycling champ in hospital

That’s it then, I’m never shaving off my sideburns.

You can trust mainstream Australian media to somehow make it about us

“Wiggins was already not expected to take part in January’s Tour Down Under.”

Surprised they didn’t mention his father, and call him ‘Aussie Brad’

Antman, You wouldn’t have any way.