WTF is this mess?

fixie bike retro 70’s vintage frame new build 30’s track replica | eBay

My wife showed this to me this morning with the same sentiments…

That is the worst

what has been seen…

Makin’ you SA guys look bad :wink:

oh jesus, thats one sexy “board track replica” really feelin that chain guard. its white too, so you wont see the jizz.