Any ladies looking for a place?

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From Gum Tree lol

Street address: Surfview Road, Mona Vale, 2103 View map
Location: Sydney Greater Sydney Northern Beaches
Date Listed: 20/11/2008

Hi Ladies are you looking to spend the summer months at the beach and find it hard to scratch up the rent to live in a sought after area, then if you would like to reduce the rent by being extra friendly… maybe we can work something out, get back to me with your mobile number for further discussion… This unit will be available from around the 11 December 2008.
2 bedrooms with built ins, LUG with own laundry facilities, sunny north facing balcony. Level walk to main transport and shops etc. Great Postition!

http://sydney.gumtree.com.au/c-Unit-House-Real-Estate-house-unit-apartment-rental-Hey-Ladies-would-you-like-to-be-able-to-negotiate-the-rent-W0QQAdIdZ88796286

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lol

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BAM!

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lol

+1

I found this on the ground at QV a while back. Still makes me chuckle.

PLEASE CONSIDER:i am a good looking aussie guy, brown hair,athle
-tic, genuine and not sleazy, looking for an ASIAN girlfriend. if
you are prepared to work at a r’ship (not meet once onl) sms 0421
757784 today, genuine replies only, no time waters

Typewritten, pen correction on the phone number. Awesome

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that bloke needs to watch more late night TV

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That bloke might be a mate of this guy:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,24675808-662,00.html

Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That’s when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

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uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier

You made that last bit up didn’t you? :lol:

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Sound like my weekend

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he was at nobbys beach. what the hell else do you do at nobbys beach?

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and the moral of the story is

Don’t park in a no-standing zone if you want to beat off at the beach? :?

also: who says men can’t multi-task, he could beat off cops AND himself at the same time!

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the poor jack russel had to witness such events

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I got some really funny looks on the train tonight when i laughed after reading the bit about the jack russel :smiley: