Bad luck Rolly

Scottish outrage at ‘nanny state’ plan to ban pint glass in Highlands pubs - Telegraph

He said: "This is the nanny state at its worst and is putting out all the
wrong signals.

“It is as if we cannot trust the adult of the species with glass.”

YOU CANNA!

ftf ye

“in plastic containers after 9pm because of police fears over potential injury”

WIT?!?!?!! ye cannae fuckin dae that, it’s no right tae be drinkin a fine single malt from a plastic cup, what a load o pish.

whoever came up wi this brilliant idea is a dopey fkn bawbag

TAKE ME TO THE PLACE WHERE I CAN BUY PINTS OF “fine single malt”!!!

it’s no just pint glasses they’re gonnae ban ya dough heed.

My friend, who was new to drinking whiskey, tried to order a pint of whiskey at a bar once. Oh how we laughed at him.

This just in, media outlet uses misleading heading…

that wouldnae’ve ended well. nae doubt he’d be greetin like a wean by the end o the night, tellin folk he loved em an aw that shite.

go home rolly, you’re drunk.

pfft, you wouldnae know drunk if it bit ye on yer arse. dinnae make me mash this pint glass intae yer coupon pal!!!

eh? waddyamean that’s the whole point o the article?!?! get tae fuck bawjaws!