Carabiner

Buy one of these. Not a carabiner.

Hi guys im looking for a belt where do you buy one can you tell me?

but what is a belt?

You missed a bit:
Origin

1930s: shortened from German Karabiner-haken ‘spring hook’.

Ffs, we both know that a carabiner has a sprung gate, anything else is just a carabiner shaped object. I’m done.

Anything long and flat that has holes in it

ORLY

are you raggin on my cord?

Oh vintage halbot, this is good

Gates

OP asks a question that would have been legit in 2009 (or 6 months ago - #sotb). Does not post again.

Reputable FOA members make a few suggestions which are good and actually answer the question.

Someone suggests an artisan variant. It is derided.

Simpsons. Belts.

FOA.

it’s the circle of liF(e)OA
no ones been banned yet though

however…

on the subject of belts, canvas ones (no holes, sorry blakey): any recommendations for not crap ones?

J Press / Brooks Brothers, take ivy jawnz

McDonald’s or kfc belts were my choice as a youth.

by not shit i meant durable rather than fashionable (i just want it to hold up my shorts while commuting to work)

this is more in my style/budget ;p

i like the buckle the fjall raven one posted before has but i’ve had a few that were thin pressed metal like that and they fall appart (sometimes at inopportune moments)

Hahaha lovely banter.

I do also need a new belt! Suggestions?

Didn’t we have a belt thread (that was likely started by H) many many years ago…? it went equally sideways IIRC.

^ Nah that was one of Azz’s inane threads.

Yup the FOA history troll force is strong with WCP
i’m just feeding the troll (and i really do need a new belt)

H started the seatpost thread

and the BB thread.