Carabiner

You’re right, actually. I re-read it and realised the misspelling was completely unnecessary for the joke.
Continue.
Also, nice joke. I missed it the first time. I’m feeling a bit frayed.

All of us should mullet it over

Don’t tie yourself up in (top) knots

This whole situations just a bit of a damp squid.

situation’s* squib*

Don’t tease my grammar skills.

how do you no it’s not a damp squid? they do live in the ocean and are, therefore, almost permanently damp.

also are collectors of carabiners called carabinieri?

So, a squid? The damp would be redundant in that case.

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get off your peddle stool :stuck_out_tongue:

I thought this was a pun session, not a chance toupee out on each other.

If you wig out like this again I’ll just brush your comments aside.

I’m really bald of this

You could be (comb) over this.

These puns are so good I could just dye.

This thread is really starting to fade.

Yeah, but they are ingrown on me.

Yeah but you were (po)made for this kinda thing.

This undercuts the standard of puns in this thread.

Mo worries.