DIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTYYYY DEEEEEDS Twenty-Thirteen

In case you’ve been sleeping those crazy goofs from DDCX (p/b the peoples club BCC) have just announced their 2013 series schedule.

It’s all here

All we need to know is which round will feature the mod cx showdown (JLN vs Gypsy vs Blakey vs nexus vs snowflake vs me**)

** some handicaps may be provided, named mods may/may not actually race

A sweet flyer is soon to appear as well.

I’m naturally handicapped.

I plan to race, come last and get drunk.

None of this will involve Giant(s).*

  • Except for my wheel set, which came off a Giant TCX.

I raced once, I may do it again if it involves getting drunk.

I’ll be getting blind and yelling as usual.

ftfy

my cross bike and regular kit are all prepared for some (semi) serious racing this year…

If Loz won’t dress up like you dfunkt, I vote you dress up like her!

no fucking way, NEVER AGAIN.

dress, pigtails, back of the field…i do that anyway!

Damn, I better get the Crux repainted in time.

Oh, and maybe the actual branding for DDCX2013!

Doesn’t sound like serious cyclocross.

Or very serious…

I guess he’ll have to register with his FOA username so as not to get suspended from SA races :wink:

is it wrong that i’m more excited for Prologue night than anything else coming up for winter.

i heart prologue.

Mitch and I are going head to head in wizards staff comp at the prologue. We also both have Friday off so we will come help set up and drink till we are more hindrance than help.

this is some of the best news ive heard today (bear in mind its 9:44am).

the resulting footage of later that night will also be of great amusement no doubt.

it had better be an improvement on last years staff. that thing was amateur.

jeez last year got so messy.

yeah. i’m gonna push the afterparty even harder this time around*. hopefully the lomond will listen to my warnings when i call up this year, and not look all bewildered when a hundred dirty drunk cyclists turn up looking to party.

*you know, once i’ve run it past the DDCX committee…

Goal for this year: get more drunk, break two of Sime’s pint glasses.