Ezylee's Kustom Kumo Konsiderations

The only thing that would make it better would be if the bell shot lasers at shitty peds and swooping magpies

The colour looks awesome in the shot with the flask. The shots on exif don’t really bring out the depth of the paint IMHO. Can’t wait to see this in the flesh sometime.

We aren’t here to fuck spiders!

Wtf does that mean Liam? You getting stuck into the rum again?

Haha, I have no idea - I got that saying from an old dude that comes into our work (delivery guy)
“Thanks mate, that was quick…!”
“Well, I’m not here to fuck spiders ya’know… see ya mate”

But yes, you need to see the bike in person to appreciate the paint + details. I am in awe of this thing. It’s in Sydney from Tuesday, go get a peep.

It’s true, EzyLee makes lurve

Ahhh geeez - that pic is terrible. A more recent pic of the moustache plz.

Ha!

That is used in certain MTB circles here.

Kumo Cycles Moustache Ride : Bikeporn

This place is hilarious.

Dude, you could totally have got that bike off ebay for £50. Reddit user psyc3 knows what he’s talking about.

never read the comments.

I never read your comments.

Because I’m a nice guy, I’ll give you £60 for it, Liam. That’s like over $100 'Strayan.

“the frame is just a frame”

atmo

I’m not really looking forward to a future where the wealth of all knowledge know to man will amount to shit they read once on the internet.

ftfy

It’s already there.

That’s a fine looking bike Ezy! Good one Kumo Keith.

“i hate the moustache stem what a gaudy hipster turd i much prefer my totally unique specialised tarmac.”

So apparently Paul is ‘probably some top end designer that no one other than hipster bike douches of heard of, no one cares’.
And Chris King headsets look clunky.

Where were these comments? Love a good bit of shitty critiquing.