Finally managed to take a pic of the F800 that I like.
F800 frame painted black with guides filed off, lefty fork (the ultimate conversation starter), bars/stem/post/saddle/cranks all standard for the model - nothing special, eggbeaters, ENO eccentric in the rear, cheese grips with red stars for just that touch of colour. But the main feature is the 2.5" Maxxis hookworms: so much love in two tyres.
Still need to remove the rotor from the front and paint over the spots where the guides were. Otherwise it is pretty much set.
Geared at 32/14. Contemplating a 34 for the front.