Rode the boing boing in to work today, for the first time in about a year. Boing Boing Boing Boing…precious energy wasted going up and down instead of forward. :? In the interests of energy conservation and the planet in general I shall leave it in the shed and stay fixed.
Fixed is not enviro friendly! I use fixed riding to off-set the damage that i do to the environment. Fixed makes me feel like that i can drink heaps of beer and spread my empties all over peoples nature strips. It lets me smoke what ever i want. Cause pain to small/large furry animals. Feel superior to fat people. Use all sorts of nasty de-greasers to clean my fixed gear bicycle and then go and put the waste on somebody-elses garden/nature strip. Did I mention that i work for a multi-national, planet raping, oil company. I love taking nature and the enviroment and ‘boofing’ it up the arse. Oh yeah baby, I’m going straight to hell. On a side note greenies can all go and fuck themselves (now that’s putting a cat among the pidgeons/goldfish/make up your own metaphor, mutha’ fucker). :twisted:
i’m a greenie
That reminds me of joke: A non-greenie asks a greenie if they like camping?
Greenie should answer: Yes!
Which a non-greenie would add: what would you do if you were camping and woke-up to find a condom up your arse? Would you tell any one?
Greenie: NO! I wouldn’t tell anyone!!!
Non-Greenie: Well then, do you want to come caping with me ???
I believe fixed is the way of the future. The simplicity of fixed uses less of what can be plundered from natures bounty. Lucifer himself made Mary Jane and the first beer as a way to temp unwitting, hapless humans into performing sinister acts such as urinating on and rubbishing private property. I believe we humans have a gift in self-awareness, and we should be using this to care for all creatures great and small, just like the RSPCA. We should all find comfort in donating part of our earnings to the splendid efforts of Green Peace and similar organizasions. There is a skinny person inside of every fat person. Unlike solar and wind energy, burning fossil fuels has a relatively short lifespan. You wil not go to hell my friend, you are doomed to spend eternity in pergatory 
I’ve just got one word for you…decaf. 
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:lol: :lol: Good point :lol: :lol:
I’m glad you have such a finely tuned sense of humour Craig.