“Potato. Apples. Cock. #ifyouknowyouknow”
“Disc or canti, which can I put on my track bike to gravel grind?”
“xBBx stopped posting because he lost his edge. #truth”
“Who ISN’T having a kid?”
“Cargo bikes are to hipster dads like SUV’s are to soccer mums.”
“NickJ and drones. What’s REALLY going on there?”
This! I am scared of even looking at my wife in fear of getting her pregnant.
What’s a twitter?
“3 November 2011. Best day on the 'org? Probably (or is that Prolly?). #neverforget”
“When your pub bike ends up being nicer than your “good” bike. #amirite #justFOAthings”
“Remember when skidability was something you looked for in tyres? #gatorsvsrandos”
“I’ll never shave my legs!”
“Guys, what moisturiser do you use after you shave your legs?”
“Puncture? Buy a new bike. Need a new chain? Buy a new bike. Bought a new bike? Should’ve bought a Giant”
“FoA. Probably the only bike forum with Excel graphs and black metal in the same thread. By the same person. #wheresmckenny”
Keep 'em coming.
“Strap a backpack to your seatpost. You now have a touring bike.”
“Armhole thread had to be locked because there is way too many of them. #breaktheinternet”
“Brakes = death. Hollywood telling a lies since 2012. #cantstopdontwanttoeither”
JLN, where are the 10 best places to get a belt?
Or a caribiner?
What Cannondale should I turn into a gravel grinder and what rack should I put on it?
talk to me about bottom brackets…
So good jols!!!
“FoA: Your guide to the hottest belts and carabiners this season has to offer”
“Bottom brackets. How high is too high? #420blazeit”
“Porteur racks. Is it pronounced por-ter or por-two-er? I can’t speak French.”
Imma send you the login deets…
“The coffee thread. Letting you know that heart palpitations are fine.”
“Rolly. Keep this guy away from cables! And owls. But mainly cables.”
I think I’ve used all my good ones here.
ctrl+C then ctrl+V and bring joy to the tweeters
Space them out over time on the twits. Make sure to use irrelevant hashtags. #trump2016 #bootylicious
Jolan is on the ride of his life. #TdFOA2015
Further themes to explore:
Fender lines
Smug
Vintage mtb explosion
Cracknfail