I figured “Icecream” was code for something a little more fun and a lot more ilicit than cream, milk, sugar and eggs
Ohhhhhh like sorbet?
I don’t know - can you boot that???
this is all familiar… went something like this i believe;
Hey, what’s that on the floor over there?
nomnommonomnom
Hahahahaha
Correct …
but more like several bears then attempt to ride home
my legs seam to know the way home… like a good horse. i get waisted, dont remember riding at all, then next thing i know its the next morning and im in my own bed
and for the record i dont like bears…
how would you know, you “don’t remember” what happened on the way home…
^^ “Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs”
Cop a feel copperfield style
If you dont remember what you did…does it still count as your child?
i would say no … unless you told her your name and address? … you could always move house
same - never actually remember the ride home
i always remember the servo stop for a snickers, and a gatorade if theres still a way to go
longest drunk ride home? i once rode from melbourne cbd almost to frankston, with a 6er and two travellers, didn’t want to come across as stingy/greedy/alco when i arrived, 54kms i think it was, got there at 3am, smashed it out at about 30kph average straight down a deserted nepean highway, needless to say the girl didn’t respond to my text/call to say i had arrived and that she should pop down to the beach for a beer with me.
No wonder we were waiting so long last week for people to turn up… They had loads of time up their sleeves! 
Aaight… who’s coming tonight? Its either this ride or polo!
I’ve got no dog, no wife, and (pretty much) no bike. #Imafreeman.
Sorry Guys,
Damo and I are not tonight.
Might see you at Polo on Sunday though.
What time does Polo start?
Have a good ride!
what did you do to them? i know a great quiet place out past beaudesert…
^no need to trouble oneself by travelling beyond the city limits - my basement (read gimp room), being dug into the side of a hill, is basically soundproof