I am trying to start up a global spoke card exchange.
Here’s how it goes:
Mail me a spoke card.
I’ll mail you one back at random.
Please include some postage in the envelope so I can mail it back.
Please have them mailed sometime before Friday, December 12th.
Check back with the site. I am going to post pictures of each spoke card I get.
Depending on the turnout, I’ll post a new date and do the whole thing over again.
I am trying to get people involved from around the globe.
Please help spread the word.
EXT - FARMHOUSE
SPUD, GEORGE and WORMZ sitting on rocking chairs on the front porch of a Southern-style farmhouse. SPUD has a corncob pipe, and WORMZ is muttering something about ‘Hawking Radiation’
SPUD; I remember, back in the day, when a spokecard used to be an indication of what races you had been a part in, and used to be a sign of respect, as the young whippersnappers looked up the the old men of the street, with a plethora of spokecards bristling from ones back wheel.
GEORGE; Nowdays it seems as though anyone with a Kinko’s account and a spare 5 minutes in Photoshop can knock up wondrous creations with no trouble at all!
WORMZ; People just aint who they used to be, hey?
GEORGE; Wanna buy some shoes?
FADE TO BLACK
EXT - ALLEYWAY
ANDY RAY and RON standing in a dark city alleyway, late at night. Andy is scratching his arms vigorously
ANDY; Wanna buy some spokecards man?
RON; Well as I see it, you…
CREDITS ROLL as RON continues to tell a story about how all his spokecards got stolen from outside E55 one night.
…from the upcoming Paramount feature ‘Only The Good Break Frames’…
I’m starting a Global Frame Exchange program.
You send me your frame and I’ll post a pic of it on the interwebz. NJS & vintage Italian frames preferred.
Then I’ll send you a random frame in return. I have a heap of old, hard garbage, Repco’s in the garage that the missus has told me I have to shift.
So get mailing fast!
Spud has a gift.
He knew exactly what I was thinking.
Spud, now on trial for murder by lolz…
You better watch it or `el rat just might read that while having a recess from his child porn trawling …
Anytime mate, I just didn’t think you wanted to make it public (especially the dwarf thing).