So I’m looking for a new place to live, and so have spent a bit of time trawling through dirty student share-houses on Gumtree - but it’s not all bad, because occasionally you find baffling stuff like this.
I feel bad for that dude. Just a little bit.
haha gold…someone linked me to the “missed connections” on treegums recently…creepy/funny read
He almost sounds like a genuinely nice guy.
But this is the internet.
i’ve been searching through craigslist in boston for a place to live…just flat out weird.
what i’ve found so far are
a semi-retired architect, the same age and my mum, also the same name.
a gay couple living in Chinatown with a son.
a Romanian, a Taiwanese, a Vietnamese and a Switz (neither in nor walking into a bar)
6 scams…4x professionals just moved to the Philippines (Oil expat, Engineer, Artist, questionable)
1x professional just moved to London
1x US Aid worker currently stationed in Louisiana
and finally just found a real lead.
and i’ve also found that writing an ad on those things is hard and weird. everyone sounds kind of like a freak.
You are the fencing, martini drinking, wingman of that guys dreams!
He should join this forum? he doesn’t say anything about hating beards so that’s cool…
With a name like Lewi, he kind of has it coming.
lewi is a shit name, but it would be hard to be any more straight up than that, then again, just get a dog, then again, i just moved to a new city and know what he’s thinking
Lewi and Chunx, friends forever
fucking random as!
Oh Brendan…
coffee fail
He must have left Huey and Dewey back up in Sydney.
why do people insist on using the term “Gays”?
A “Gay” is not a type of person, gay is what a person can be…
It’s like saying ‘autistic boy’ or ‘retarded cat’
It’s a ‘boy with autism’ or ‘stupid cat we should’ve let your sister-in-law take to the pound. Look at him, vomiting on my towel. I was gonna dry myself with that. Now what’m I gonna do? Sit in front of the heater? It’s 25 degrees’
Not pc. But people never are.
Plus, I’m sure I’ve heard you say ‘do a skid faggot!’ once 
yeah but Brendan deleted that post and then told me off. Which is fair
someone should’ve told him that the Peel is a gay bar…
Just like when people refer to vinyl records as “vinyls”. They are records made from vinyl.