already commenced proceedings at the international criminal court in the netherlands i believe
ftfy
H3’s look like this:
Zipp 3000’s look like this.
THEY CAN’T EVEN RENDER THE CORRECT WHEEL!
this simply is not good enough! i hereby REFUSE to become a customer of this so called ‘company’!
Wheels on this = ultimate wheelchair??
Look at me, I’m a-designin’ here!
I miss the word substitution games
The back panel on this one looks way too thick. It’s almost like it could be a minature model of the Red Blue.
That said - Wheels are round dude, you can’t put round things onto a De Stijl design - it’s like putting MTB parts on a track bike.
Piet Mondrian, Ocean and Pier
Heres a De Stijl circle*
*Technically this is pre De-Stijl. but still by the main proponent of the movement
I never was good with my movements.
get amongst it!
Or put it on the bike in the correct direction in the first place!
This, my friends, takes the highest level of accolades for stupidest fucking bike, ever.
The bicymple. The bicycle, simplified.
Prepare yourselves.
I can’t help but to feel that with the rear in the ‘swing’ position, the bicymple is the bike equivalent of a ripstik
a two-wheeled unicycle. i’m sure someone somewhere would buy one. but they’ve probably spent all their money on adult diapers.
i like this
^^I don’t
I like this though:
Haven’t seen this one discussed, has a production date so not total vapourware…
World’s First Chainless Folding Electric Bike By Mando Is Impossible To Ignore : TreeHugger
I think that is the winner of this thread so far.
Bicymple. The simple act of riding a bike, made complicated and fucking dangerous. And how is a direct-drive, freewheeling hub more simple than a fixed chainring, chain and sproket?
At least people could and would use this safely and practically, but the specs say it weighs 21kg which is pretty unpleasant.
Also, had a good lol at this one
New fuel for the hate fire…
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Wtf head tube angle? Wtf plastic?
Saddle Lock by Lee Sang Hwa, Kim Jin Ho and Yeo Min Gu | URDesign Magazine
This too.
Must be a slow week in bellendville.