Hipster saddles, the've got the look...

Fake leather saddle - not Brooks - fixie hipster - 3 springs | eBay
Fake leather saddle - not Brooks - fixie hipster - 2 springs | eBay

that listing is great. Love the end remark, “Don’t say I didn’t warn you”.

I like that the title includes “fixie hipster” … Is this what I have to search to find the cool stuff now?

Who knows, you may end up finding yourself for sale…