If I'm ever mugged riding to work ...

I want it to roll like this :wink:

Yeah I could handle that… but I think I’d cop a beating if I got home and told my girl :oops:

Some people have all the luck. When I was mugged it was by a gorilla faced bastard and a tall pimply dude who didn’t understand I could only take $90 out of the ATM rather than the $97 I had in my account which he insisted he wanted all of.
Also I found out later from a cop that they both lived with their mums.
Funny though that was it didn’t make the knifes they wielded any less sharp or stabby.